Monty Python

geekandsundry:

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

geekandsundry:

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

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Deadly Rabbits

Deadly Rabbits

Curtains?!

[the King gestures to the window]

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

“You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.”
— French Soldier In Monty Pythons Quest for the holy grail
Shrubbery!!!

Shrubbery!!!

A WITCH

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?

Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!

Sir Bedevere: A newt?

Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.

Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!